New Golf Instruction book

Some of you may not know it, but I have been busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results, and to assist with the marketing, I am asking family and friends to help me out. I believe my new Book of Golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors. The cost is only $19.95 and it can be ordered on-line. Don't wait until they're all gone !!!! Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt. Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank. Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger. Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings. Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management. Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round. Chapter 10 - When Does A Divot become classified as Sod. Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water. Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th. Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight. Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome. Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee. Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent. Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt. Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever. Chapter 19 - Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique. Chapter 20 - Can You Buy a Better Golf Game? Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender. Thanking you in advance for your order.